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At the End of the February Slump, EMMA. Arrives

I’ve come to the belief that Jane Austen was born ahead of her time and died too soon. No, her novels aren’t exactly ground-breaking works and stand firmly apart and ahead of the Gothic and Romantic curve. In fact, her works seem to almost perform a thumbing of the nose against overwrought passions and stormy, gloomy settings: Northanger Abbey was a clear satire of Gothic literature, and some of the more hysterical characters of Pride and Prejudice could be seen as just shy of Romantic caricature. Even historical epics weren’t her taste (she left that to Sir Walter Scott). Instead, Austen preferred to keenly observe. Her observations, put on paper with a remarkable sense of wit, humor, and deep characterizations down to the smallest player, have survived the test of time and shown that while they may be of a different era, these stories could very well fit any modern setting. By that she single-handedly gave the romance genre (and today’s rom-com) a solid foundation based on realism and practicality, removing anything that would be considered too turbulent and turgid, and focusing on a natural progression of story arcs and character development. At the same time she managed to become her society’s best critic, allowing us to, 200 years later, see how little we have changed.

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De Wilde’s Emma doesn’t try to out-do any of its predecessors, or create a broken narrative starting at some crucial event and backpedaling, but instead reveals an easy, breezy narrative as it presents its characters, with all their strengths and weaknesses, and lets Emma start playing her version of God to disastrous results as she mentors the shy Harriet Smith (Mia Goth, fresh out of High Life and also seen in The Staggering Girl). Johnny Flynn plays Mr Knightley, her neighbor and heir to his own estate, even when it doesn’t take care of it as he should, and while his part is a bit passive, he does come across as the perfect foil to Emma’s borderline insufferable sense of superiority. Flynn might be a bit too young to carry out his part but he’s easy on the eyes and for a movie like this, that is sometimes all that matters In short, Emma is often a gorgeous period piece that gets it right, makes its occasional jabs at the nouveau riche, delivers its laughs in all the right places (even when some of them are slightly mean-spirited), and ultimately reveals a good heart just underneath.

Meet the Relatives: the Game that is READY OR NOT

Meet the family….

READY OR NOT. Country, USA. Directors: Matt Bettinelly-Olpin and Tyler Gillett. Screenwriters: Guy Busick, Ryan Murphy. Cast: Samara Weaving, Adam Brody, Mark O’Brien, Henry Czerny, Andie McDowell, Nicky Guadagni. Language: English. Runtime: 95 minutes. Venue: AMC 25.

Mostly Indies rating:

I’m fairly confident that someone in this writer-director team had to sit down, think on a follow up to Southbound, and see what stuck. My guess is that someone probably jokingly said, “Hey, imagine if you got married, right? And on your wedding night you discover that your entire family wants to kill you?”

And to be fair, I’m sure it is funny albeit dark of course if you decide to go all the way and make an entire film revolving on one family’s attempts to off the unlucky spouse in rather gruesome ways (and often needing YouTube tutorials to demo how you would use your weapon of choice). I myself, liked the trailer, thought it was fun enough to go and tune my brain out, and for the most, it worked. As completely silly as Ready or Not looks and seems, I managed to sit back and let the games begin.

Look, this is not a movie you’re going to sit back and discuss amongst movie-going friends (unless those friends probably don’t go to movies to see something good other than to enjoy carnage of which this movie has in droves and then some). It’s just not going to happen. This is a brain fart, something that you buy out of impulse knowing full well you’ll never use, a moment of weakness from your regimented diet of protein and lo-carbs where you said, “Fuck it! I deserve this entire slice of pepperoni and seven layers of cheese and goddamnit I’m gonna have it!”

And there you have it. Ready or Not is, satanic rituals aside, wickedly fun. Samara Weaving comes out smelling like a lot of bloodshed and has a career ahead of her in better films. The films only weak point? Henry Czerny, not in it for the camp it seems but playing his part as though this were high drama and trying to act so perverted in one scene it came out rather awful. Andie McDowell, never a great actress but a reliable female presence in the late 80s and 90s, delivers and cashes in a paycheck and looks incredible for 61. What else can I say? It’s playing in theaters; go see it and have a laugh, you totally deserve it.